Confucius Funny Quotes. 83 the sayings of confucius. “wherever you go, go with all your heart.” — confucius 2.
“respect yourself and others will respect you.”. 79 confucius quotes in chinese. Funny confucius quotes, jokes & sayings hilarious confucius quotes that will make you go 'nuts'.
Confucius Say Man Who Go To Bed With Sex On Mind, Wake Up With Solution In Hand.
“boy fool with girl in wrong period get caught red handed.”. “man who cut self while shaving, lose face.” #3. Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes will soon burn out!
Let This Shit Happen To Someone Else.
How about a clever joke to jog your mind. “respect yourself and others will respect you.”. Knowledge without practice is useless.
Why Does This Shit Always Happen To Us?
'by three methods we may learn wisdom: Man who stand on toilet is high on pot! >passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.
Little People Are Forever Fussing And Fretting.
Man who lay woman on ground gets piece on earth. 83 the sayings of confucius. “man who walk with nose in air very easy to hook.”.
Never Give A Sword To A Man Who Can’t Dance.
Fly which rests on toilet seat gets pissed off. “he who has a sharp tongue, cuts own throat.” #4. And third by experience, which is the bitterest.', 'it does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop.', and 'everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it.'
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